Your Lack Of Swearing Makes Me Uncomfortable Hoodie

Price range: $31.50 through $37.50

A cozy hoodie for anyone who considers swearing a love language. Throw it on when you want warmth, comfort, and a subtle way to let the world know that overly clean speech makes you suspicious. Ideal for introverts, extroverts, and everyone in between who prefers a little spice in conversation.

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• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem


Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Witticisms R Us and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at hello@witticismsrus.com or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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