Witty, sarcastic, slightly offensive. It’s kind of our thing.
Welcome to Witticisms R Us, where mugs have opinions, tees stir the pot, and punchlines run wild. Mugs, t‑shirts, and hoodies designed by humans who think snark is a virtue and sarcasm is a lifestyle.
Puns Intended
If puns make you groan, proceed with caution. If they make you laugh, welcome home. Either way, you’ve been warned.
Wholesome-ish
Wholesome‑ish jokes for people who like their humor polite‑adjacent. Mostly safe for family dinner, but no promises.
Fem & Fed up
For anyone running on peak Fem Energy and zero remaining patience. Fem‑forward, fed‑up, and fluent in attitude.
Birds of Disrespect
For anyone who prefers their attitude visible at a distance. Sharp humor, pointed attitude, and pure middle‑finger energy.
Sweary & Unfiltered
For anyone who prefers their truth loud, sweary, and unedited. Honest, unfiltered, and entirely done with subtlety.
WWJD? Not This
For the heathens, heretics, and holy rollers who rolled right out. Sacrilegious sass, atheist punchlines, & divine disrespect.
Casual Filth
These designs are dirty, ridiculous, and proud of it. NSFW sex jokes, bad decisions, and punchlines that go too far. Crude, clever, and barely safe for group chats.
Yes, No, Red
For the ones who speak fluent consent & know their way around a dungeon. These designs are BDSM/Kink-coded, clever, and absolutely not for the vanilla aisle.
Everything, All at Once
Just in case you missed literally all of it.
Witticisms R Us is a mother–daughter duo
creating things for people with a sense of humor since 2015.
We also run Shameless Goods, our handmade buttons and magnets shop.
You can find us on Etsy too.