Congrats on Your New Boobs Greeting Card. Because new boobs are a reason to celebrate and you’re just the friend to make it weird. Perfect for Any Occasion – Breast augmentation, top surgery, or just celebrating the gift of gravity-defiance. Whether it’s an upgrade, a transformation, or just a long-overdue perk-me-up, this card delivers the support they truly deserve.
Product Details:
Like a good bra, this card is sturdy, supportive, and won’t let you down.
Hilariously Bold Design – Because subtlety is overrated.
Perfectly sized (like the new boobs) A2 size card 4.25" x 5.5"
Blank Inside – For heartfelt words, terrible boob puns, or a simple "Nice rack!"
