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Tots And Pears Hoodie

Name: Tots And Pears Hoodie
SKU: 8734
Availability: InStock

A cozy hoodie for people who cope with tragedy by mocking the world’s laziest sympathy script. When everyone else is offering hollow comfort, you are out here handing out tots and pears with full awareness and zero pretense.

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Category: Wholesome-ish, Just the Hoodies

Tags: hoodie, pun, social

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• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Witticisms R Us and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at hello@witticismsrus.com or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.