Woman wearing a purple t-shirt with the text 'I'd be topless, but my nipples are illegal' printed on the front. There is a ling drawing of breasts under the text.

Maroon t-shirt with the text 'I'd be topless, but my nipples are illegal' printed on the front. There is a ling drawing of breasts under the text.

Sapphire blue t-shirt with the text 'I'd be topless, but my nipples are illegal' printed on the front. There is a ling drawing of breasts under the text.

Light blue t-shirt with the text 'I'd be topless, but my nipples are illegal' printed on the front. There is a ling drawing of breasts under the text.

Purple t-shirt with the text 'I'd be topless, but my nipples are illegal' printed on the front. There is a ling drawing of breasts under the text.

Red t-shirt with the text 'I'd be topless, but my nipples are illegal' printed on the front. There is a ling drawing of breasts under the text.

Military green t-shirt with the text 'I'd be topless, but my nipples are illegal' printed on the front. There is a ling drawing of breasts under the text.

Heliconia pink t-shirt with the text 'I'd be topless, but my nipples are illegal' printed on the front. There is a ling drawing of breasts under the text.

Tropical blue t-shirt with the text 'I'd be topless, but my nipples are illegal' printed on the front. There is a ling drawing of breasts under the text.

Black t-shirt with the text 'I'd be topless, but my nipples are illegal' printed on the front. There is a ling drawing of breasts under the text.

I’d Be Topless But My Nipples Are Illegal T‑Shirt

Name: I’d Be Topless But My Nipples Are Illegal T‑Shirt
SKU: 35268
Availability: InStock

A soft graphic tee for the girlies who wake up every morning and choose violence, but like… the polite kind. The kind where you smile sweetly while pointing out that your body is somehow illegal but Steve’s beer belly is free‑range. Cozy, cute, and guaranteed to make at least one man blink too hard.

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Category: Fem & Fed Up, Just the T’s

Tags: sarcastic, snarky, social, tshirt

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• 100% ring-spun cotton
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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