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Measurements are provided by suppliers.<\/p>\n

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A Length<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.<\/p>\n

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Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.<\/p>\n

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A Length<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.<\/p>\n

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Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.<\/p>\n

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