White ceramic mug with the text 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' printed on both sides.
White ceramic mug with the text 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' printed on both sides.
White ceramic mug with the text 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' printed on both sides.
White ceramic mug with the text 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' printed on both sides.
White ceramic mug with the text 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' printed on both sides.
White ceramic mug with the text 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' printed on both sides.
White ceramic mug with the text 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' printed on both sides.
White ceramic mug with the text 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' printed on both sides.
White ceramic mug with the text 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' printed on both sides.
White ceramic mug with the text 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' printed on both sides.
White ceramic mug with the text 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' printed on both sides.
White ceramic mug with the text 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' printed on both sides.
White ceramic mug with the text 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' printed on both sides.
White ceramic mug with the text 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' printed on both sides.
White ceramic mug with the text 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' printed on both sides.
White ceramic mug with the text 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' printed on both sides.
White ceramic mug with the text 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' printed on both sides.
White ceramic mug with the text 'The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed' printed on both sides.

The Dildo of Consequences Mug

Price range: $13.00 through $18.00

For the person who has learned every lesson the hard way and now treats honesty like a community service. This mug delivers its message with the calm authority of someone who has absolutely been there. Perfect for morning coffee, late‑night tea, and any moment when you want to remind the world that the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Witticisms R Us and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at hello@witticismsrus.com or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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