Man holding cup of tea wearing a white t-shirt with the text 'I like people like I like my tea, In a bag & underwater.' printed on the front.

Navy blue t-shirt with the text 'I like people like I like my tea. In a bag & underwater.' printed on the front.

Purple t-shirt with the text 'I like people like I like my tea. In a bag & underwater.' printed on the front.

Sapphire blue t-shirt with the text 'I like people like I like my tea. In a bag & underwater.' printed on the front.

White t-shirt with the text 'I like people like I like my tea. In a bag & underwater.' printed on the front.

Red t-shirt with the text 'I like people like I like my tea. In a bag & underwater.' printed on the front.

Military green t-shirt with the text 'I like people like I like my tea. In a bag & underwater.' printed on the front.

Heliconia pink t-shirt with the text 'I like people like I like my tea. In a bag & underwater.' printed on the front.

Tropical blue t-shirt with the text 'I like people like I like my tea. In a bag & underwater.' printed on the front.

Black t-shirt with the text 'I like people like I like my tea. In a bag & underwater.' printed on the front.

I Like People Like I Like My Tea T-Shirt

A soft tee for the human who enjoys a dark little one‑liner delivered with absolute calm. It’s ideal for anyone who appreciates humor that sounds polite until you actually process it. Light, comfortable, and guaranteed to get a slow blink from across the room.

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Category: Just the T’s, Wholesome-ish

Tags: dark humor, social, tshirt

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• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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