Man hiding his face in a hoodie sweatshirt. The hoodie has the text 'Social anxiety intensifies' printed on the front.

Navy blue hoodie sweatshirt with the text 'Social anxiety intensifies' printed on the front.

Purple hoodie sweatshirt with the text 'Social anxiety intensifies' printed on the front.

Dark heather grey hoodie sweatshirt with the text 'Social anxiety intensifies' printed on the front.

Indigo blue hoodie sweatshirt with the text 'Social anxiety intensifies' printed on the front.

Red hoodie sweatshirt with the text 'Social anxiety intensifies' printed on the front.

Heliconia pink hoodie sweatshirt with the text 'Social anxiety intensifies' printed on the front.

Military green hoodie sweatshirt with the text 'Social anxiety intensifies' printed on the front.

Sport grey hoodie sweatshirt with the text 'Social anxiety intensifies' printed on the front.

{Social Anxiety Intensifies} Hoodie

A warm, easygoing hoodie for anyone whose social battery flickers like a dying lightbulb the moment they step outside. It’s perfect for the person who can feel their anxiety ramp up in real time and prefers to announce it with a little humor. Cozy, honest, and ideal for anyone who treats socializing like an extreme sport.

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Category: Wholesome-ish, Just the Hoodies

Tags: hoodie, social, wholesome-ish

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• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Witticisms R Us and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at hello@witticismsrus.com or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.