Tattooed man wearing a black t-shirt with image of 2 mermaids and the text 'Real mermaids smoke seaweed' printed on the front.

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Military green t-shirt with image of 2 mermaids and the text 'Real mermaids smoke seaweed' printed on the front.

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Sand color t-shirt with image of 2 mermaids and the text 'Real mermaids smoke seaweed' printed on the front.

Black t-shirt with image of 2 mermaids and the text 'Real mermaids smoke seaweed' printed on the front.

Real Mermaids Smoke Seaweed T-Shirt

Name: Real Mermaids Smoke Seaweed T-Shirt
SKU: 13984
Availability: InStock

A soft tee for the human who prefers their humor breezy and relaxed. Comfortable, simple, and ideal for anyone who enjoys a laid‑back pun with a hint of mischief.

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Category: Just the T’s, Wholesome-ish

Tags: pun, social, tshirt

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• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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