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Ask Me About My Lobotomy T-Shirt

Name: Ask Me About My Lobotomy T-Shirt
SKU: 12104
Availability: InStock

For the person who treats social interaction like a performance art piece. This shirt looks harmless until someone reads it, and then suddenly they are rethinking every life choice that led them to this moment. Ideal for grocery store aisles, coffee runs, and any situation where you want to create a memorable exit without saying a single word.

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Category: Just the T’s, Wholesome-ish

Tags: dark humor, social, tshirt

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• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

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