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Product measurements may vary by up to 2\" (5 cm).<\/p>\n

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A Length<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.<\/p>\n

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Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.<\/p>\n

C Sleeve length<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Measurements are provided by suppliers.<\/p>\n

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Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.<\/p>\n

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Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.<\/p>\n

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