Privacy Policy

Effective Date: 12/13/2025

Information We Collect

When you shop with Witticisms R Us, we may collect:

Contact details (name, email, shipping address)
Payment info (processed securely by third‑party providers — we never see your card digits)
Order details (products purchased, preferences)
Technical info (cookies, IP address, browser type, the usual digital crumbs)

How We Use Your Information

We use your data to:

Process and ship your orders (because mugs, T’s and hoodies don’t deliver themselves)
Communicate about your purchases or updates
Improve our website and offerings
Comply with legal obligations (because orange jumpsuits aren’t our aesthetic)

Sharing Your Information

We only share data with trusted partners who help us run Witticisms R Us:

Payment processors (e.g., Stripe, PayPal)
Shipping carriers (e.g., USPS, UPS)
Analytics tools (e.g., Google Analytics)

We never sell your data. Your info isn’t merch.

Your Rights

Depending on where you live, you may have rights to:

Access the data we hold about you
Request corrections or deletion
Opt out of marketing emails (though we’ll miss you)
Control cookie settings

Legal Basis for Processing

We only handle your data when we’ve got a legit reason:

To fulfill our contract with you (shipping your Witti wares)
With your consent (like when you say “yes” to marketing emails)
To comply with legal obligations (taxes, shipping rules, boring adult paperwork)
For our legitimate interests (making the site better, fixing bugs, counting how many people like T’s more than hoodies)

Data Retention

We keep order records for as long as the tax folks require (currently 7 years). Other personal data hangs around only as long as needed to run Witticisms R Us, or until you tell us to delete it.

International Transfers

If you’re in the EU, your data may travel outside the EU (like to servers in the U.S.). Don’t worry, we use safeguards such as standard contractual clauses to keep your info protected.

Your GDPR Rights

In addition to access, correction, and deletion, you can also:

Request your data in a portable format (because sometimes you want to carry it around)
Object to certain processing (like marketing emails)
Lodge a complaint with your local data protection authority if you think we’ve messed up

Security

We take reasonable steps to protect your information. No system is 100% secure, but we lock it down tighter than a pun in a dad‑joke contest.

Updates

We may update this policy from time to time. Changes will be posted here with a new effective date.

Contact Us

Questions? Reach out at hello@WitticismsRus.com. We’ll answer faster than a package hitting “out for delivery.”