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Purple t-shirt with the text 'Voted most likely to die of autoerotic asphyxiation.' printed on the front.
Black t-shirt with the text 'Voted most likely to die of autoerotic asphyxiation.' printed on the front.
Navy blue t-shirt with the text 'Voted most likely to die of autoerotic asphyxiation.' printed on the front.
Dark heather grey t-shirt with the text 'Voted most likely to die of autoerotic asphyxiation.' printed on the front.
Sapphire blue t-shirt with the text 'Voted most likely to die of autoerotic asphyxiation.' printed on the front.
Red t-shirt with the text 'Voted most likely to die of autoerotic asphyxiation.' printed on the front.
Man wearing a black t-shirt with the text 'Voted most likely to die of autoerotic asphyxiation.' printed on the front.
Military green t-shirt with the text 'Voted most likely to die of autoerotic asphyxiation.' printed on the front.
Heliconia pink t-shirt with the text 'Voted most likely to die of autoerotic asphyxiation.' printed on the front.
Tropical blue t-shirt with the text 'Voted most likely to die of autoerotic asphyxiation.' printed on the front.
Purple t-shirt with the text 'Voted most likely to die of autoerotic asphyxiation.' printed on the front.
Black t-shirt with the text 'Voted most likely to die of autoerotic asphyxiation.' printed on the front.
Navy blue t-shirt with the text 'Voted most likely to die of autoerotic asphyxiation.' printed on the front.
Dark heather grey t-shirt with the text 'Voted most likely to die of autoerotic asphyxiation.' printed on the front.
Sapphire blue t-shirt with the text 'Voted most likely to die of autoerotic asphyxiation.' printed on the front.
Red t-shirt with the text 'Voted most likely to die of autoerotic asphyxiation.' printed on the front.

Voted Most Likely to Die of Autoerotic Asphyxiation T-Shirt

Price range: $19.00 through $22.00

A dark‑humor troublemaker of a tee. Bold, shocking, and carrying the kind of yearbook‑superlative energy that absolutely should not have been approved by any responsible adult. Perfect for anyone who enjoys humor that tiptoes right up to the line and grins, now in soft, wearable form.

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• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Witticisms R Us and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at hello@witticismsrus.com or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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